Well, hello there! Here is what you should know:
- Seeing a golden retriever makes my day.
- I deem myself a professional movie quoter.
- I aspire to be the next Amy Poehler on SNL.
- I was once casually walking the streets of
Eugene and was suddenly hit in the face by
two Eggo waffles; yes, I ate one of them.
- I have one rule and one rule only:
ELE - Everybody Love Everybody.