Well, hello there! Here is what you should know:

  • Seeing a golden retriever makes my day. 
  • I deem myself a professional movie quoter. 
  • I was once casually walking the streets of
    Eugene and was suddenly hit in the face by
    two Eggo waffles; yes, I ate one of them. 
  • I have one rule and one rule only:
    ELE - Everybody Love Everybody.